There’s plenty more fish in the sea… but what if you don’t fancy fish?

This video won three awards, including Best Film, at the UCL Film Festival 2009, and was a Virgin Media Shorts ‘Pick Of The Week’.

 

Lyrics below:

 

Come sit sit

Let’s talk for a minute

I thought I had a girl

But her heart’s not in it

5’5″ tall, and 24 wide

I thought this girl was gonna be my Double-D bride

With a great mind

And a booty that I would grind

Said she’d love me long-time

But life is unkind

Get home and I find her fine behind

Packing up her shit

Shorty’s moving out of mine

So that’s me

And she’s a heart-break factory

Production’s running smoothly

Look at how she used me

Need someone to soothe me

Listen to me!

There’s plenty more fish in the sea…

 

How ’bout a yellow-tailed snapper?

Pike or baracuda

Cod, Carp, Sunfish, Salmon

Trout, Puffa, Grupa

A catfish, a whitefish

Whitebait or a tuna

Add a bit of bass… Freshwater!

Killer-whale, Whale, Whale-shark, Bull-shark

Marlon, Haddock, Sardines

Kipper, Koi, Carp

So many fish…

But I don’t like fish…

 

I prefer women to fish, on my sexual dish

I’d pick a woman if I had one wish

‘Cos fish, they taste delicious but they’re covered in scales

And in bed, you feel enormous, ‘cos they’re tiny as hell

But that’s a good thing!

Don’t you wanna feel buff ting?

Switching down the lighting, start de-scaling…

Disgusting!

Nah, brother, open your eyes

A naked fish is flipping sexy irrespective of size

It’s convincing…

Now you’ve gone and got me dreaming

I’d love to love a lobster, screaming like she’s steaming

Woah!

Now that’s a violation

Nobody in the nation’s ‘a tap a crustacean 

But, I don’t get it, what you saying to me?

There’s plenty more fish in the sea

 

We’re talking yellow-tailed snapper

Pike or baracuda

Cod, Carp, Sunfish, Salmon

Trout, Puffa, Grupa

A catfish, a whitefish

Whitebait or a tuna

Add a bit of bass… Freshwater!

Killer-whale, Whale, Whale-shark, Bull-shark

Marlon, Haddock, Sardines

Kipper, Koi, Carp

So many fish…

And I think I like fish…

 

Boys!

Come come, gather round

It’s time to make a compromise

Found between ground and sea

Lives a hybrid lady

Surf and turf totty gone drive you crazy!

Describe it to me! 

‘Cos we don’t understand…

She’s a mighty fine fish

But she swims with her hands

She’s a mixed race woman: half girl, half fish

Making love in the ocean on the move, swish swish

She sounds like the ideal woman for me (and me!)

So forget the other fish in the sea…