Sam would probably call himself the brains of the operation. And the looks. And the charm. And the talent. Raph would disagree, but Sam's the nerd who runs this website, and loves writing about himself in the 3rd person.
Raph von Blumenthal Co-founder / Actor
This German-born heart-throb loves to act, and loves to party. Just the other day he was prancing about on a stage in front of an army of brownshirts, chanting "We love the party! We love the Nazi Party!" -- wait, what?
Jack Miller Co-writer / Rapper
No-one can really remember when Jack joined the illimms team, but somehow he's become the third wheel upon which the Robin Reliant that is illimms productions drives. And what a wheel. Good grip, and rarely leaves skid-marks.
Jim Moore Actor / Wiseguy
Jim is an elusive creature. He's been known to live everywhere from England to Japan to the bottom of a rainbow. He speaks over 10,000 languages, with the sole aim of being able to tell you in no uncertain terms: "Fuck the hell off!"
Pete Livermore Actor / Sex-symbol
Pete's been given all kinds of nicknames. 'Unreliable Pete'. 'Sleazy Pete'. Couldn't be further from the truth, he's a dashing young stud who can charm the pants off your grandma. He just might give her an STD then disappear for ages.
Sam Jeffery Actor / Lout
Sam Jeffery, or "Jeff" as his friends call him, is highly superior to almost everyone around him, with the notable exceptions of The Three Ronnies (Barker, Corbert and Irani) and of course the very handsome Mr Jens Lehmann.
Alex Greenberg Actor / Aspiring Writer
The Insynopsable Greenberg eschews description. Your best bet is to track him down and meet him for yourself, although he won't like that one bit. Avoid eye-contact and approach with caution.
